As good as new, sister Insha'Allah

I guess there are enough sick, backward bastards in the world who force such a product to exist.

Conservatives in Egypt are in a lather over a new device that promises to simulate the bleeding a virgin bride experiences on her wedding night. Politicians are calling the device an assault on Islamic and Arab values. But some young women say it's the inevitable result of Egypt's double standard when it comes to premarital sex.

The online ad from Gigimo promises women "no more worry," because they can restore their virginity for just $29.95. The ad says the "artificial virginity hymen" fits in the vagina and, upon penetration, oozes a bloodlike liquid.

"Add a few moans and groans and you will pass through undetectable," the Asian Web site promises in its somewhat mysterious English. [LINK]

Here's the actual product.