Zardari Joke

This one is pretty funny!

Zardari goes on a state visit to Israel. While on tour in Jerusalem, he suffers a heart attack and passes away.

The undertaker tells the accompanying people, 'You can have him shipped home for US$500,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just US$100.'

The Pakistanis go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Zardari shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $500,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?'

The Pakistanis replied, 'Long ago a man named Jesus died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take that chance with this man.'